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Dear Internet:

Saying things like M$, Crapple, Linsux, Winblows, Windoze, Red Fat, Fedwhora, and Ucuntu just make you seem like a big douche, and undermine whatever  valid point you have to make.

Sincerely,

Brandon

P.P.S. Dibs on the last three examples of bad names.

P.P.P. S. Yes, I know P.S. means post script. I decided to have a pre-post script.

P.P.P.P.S. And a post-pre-post-script. This is, of course, a post-post-pre-post script. I figured a pre-post-pre-post script would have been too confusing given its location and its information. And, let’s be honest, having a pre-post-pre-post script is just a stupid idea.

P.S. Sheeple, you’re in the same blasted boat! New rule: Anyone who uses the word sheeple should be instantly shorn with a broken vacuum tube.