Dear Internet #1: Adventures in douchebaggery and asshattery
Dear Internet:
Saying things like M$, Crapple, Linsux, Winblows, Windoze, Red Fat, Fedwhora, and Ucuntu just make you seem like a big douche, and undermine whatever valid point you have to make.
Sincerely,
Brandon
P.P.S. Dibs on the last three examples of bad names.
P.P.P. S. Yes, I know P.S. means post script. I decided to have a pre-post script.
P.P.P.P.S. And a post-pre-post-script. This is, of course, a post-post-pre-post script. I figured a pre-post-pre-post script would have been too confusing given its location and its information. And, let’s be honest, having a pre-post-pre-post script is just a stupid idea.
P.S. Sheeple, you’re in the same blasted boat! New rule: Anyone who uses the word sheeple should be instantly shorn with a broken vacuum tube.
Tags: Apple, Attention Internet, Internet, Linux, Microsoft
May 29th, 2009 at 8:53 am
I very much approve of this post. My eyes tend to gloss over any argument being made with one of those supposedly clever terms: if the writer isn’t going to take it seriously, then I’m not going to take them seriously.