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What class was Scarlett O’Hara’s leveling partner? A Rhett pally.

What’s Tony the Tiger’s favorite spell? Conflagrrrrrreat!

I like puns. Bad puns. I’m one of those terrible people. I got it from my dad, so just…blame him. He calls me - intercontinentally, I might add - to crush my spirits with whatever wordplay he has thought of. And now, I do the same for you.

To start, I’m just going to post a block of bad Warcraft puns I’ve been sending ye olde wyfe when I’m bored at work.

As a mage prepared to launch a fireball at a rare dragon, a rogue unstealthed and killed it. Amidst the screaming of the irate flamethrower, the thief smiled and said, “I have been waiting since 4am for the kill. Sorry, but the early nerd gets the wyrm.”

Why did the group think the druid was going to steal the loot? Because he was shifty.

Why did the orcs follow their leader? Because they were en-Thralled.

What kind of character does Ben Affleck play? An Afflection warlock.

What race rows the best? Oarcs.

Threaten me all you want for those, but more are coming, and I sincerely doubt you want to make the day-long flight to stop me.