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Dear Internet:

Saying things like M$, Crapple, Linsux, Winblows, Windoze, Red Fat, Fedwhora, and Ucuntu just make you seem like a big douche, and undermine whatever  valid point you have to make.

Sincerely,

Brandon

P.P.S. Dibs on the last three examples of bad names.

P.P.P. S. Yes, I know P.S. means post script. I decided to have a pre-post script.

P.P.P.P.S. And a post-pre-post-script. This is, of course, a post-post-pre-post script. I figured a pre-post-pre-post script would have been too confusing given its location and its information. And, let’s be honest, having a pre-post-pre-post script is just a stupid idea.

P.S. Sheeple, you’re in the same blasted boat! New rule: Anyone who uses the word sheeple should be instantly shorn with a broken vacuum tube.

It seldom rains in Abu Dhabi. So seldom that I have developed this rule: If there’s a puddle on the ground, step around it, because something is either dripping from above or, worse and almost as often, something is seeping up from below.

Startin’ it off on the wrong foot, because then the only move to make next is the right one.